NFL running back and staunch atheist Arian Foster reminded his fellow football players that they don’t have to thank God during their post-game press conferences.
In a video for Funny or Die, Foster, who came out as secular last year, gave a few tips on how to properly give an interview following a Super Bowl win.
“I just want to thank my natural talent and skill, my mother for giving birth to me, the natural laws of physics, aerodynamics, the theory of relativity, the whole network of neurons that run through and send electrical impulses through my brain, opposable thumbs — I mean, how f*cking cool are these guys?! “
Watch the video here: