Conspiracy Theories

Alex Jones: Obama is using taxpayer money to ‘have sex with 10 dudes per day’

During a discussion on his show this Wednesday, crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones continued his obsession with pedophilia, pointing to various news stories as proof of his claims regarding alleged secret pedophile cults that permeate Hollywood and Washington D.C., Jones said there has been an “8 or 9-fold increase in arrests of actual pedophiles” since Trump has been elected president.

According to Jones, the mainstream media is ignoring the bulk of pedophile related scandals because they’d rather “go with the rumor or the report … instead of the bonafides.”

“I learned this with Pizzagate and stuff,” Jones said, harkening back to one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories he’s touted.

“You’ve got admissions and thousands of emails about the kids will be delivered into the hot tub for your pleasure and then it’s the FBI code words for sex with kids off their own homeland security manual and they’re talking about $65,000 of succulent hot dogs. ‘Oh God, these are good. I had these hot dogs in Hawaii and they were delivered by jet.’ It’s male prostitutes.”

Jones then seemed flustered at having to remind his viewers what their tax dollars are paying for.

“And look, Obama’s having sex with 10 dudes a day, whatever,” Jones continued. “The point is is that that’s what’s going on on your taxpayer time. He’s not watching Sports Center three hours a day up there … And the report is he’s got — I’m not going to get into it on a family show — but let’s just say Amtrak isn’t just a train. So, I’m not even — all I’m getting at here is I noticed this penchant for going with the rumor or the secondhand or something without total proof instead of ignoring all the real stuff.”

The rest of the conversation is off the rials and incoherent, but it does have entertainment value.

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