Because it’s torture to have to show appreciation. Because you have to “pretend to like” everything you get. Because your parents get each other better presents than the ones they get for you. Because you have to leave the house to spend time with people who love you. Because since THEY chose to have you, appreciating what they give you all the time is uncalled for. Because they shouldn’t f-cking test you. Because you didn’t get a Paul’s Boutique jacket. Because you are not “poor cavemen,” so you deserve better.
What good is Christmas if you didn’t get exactly what you wanted? What’s the point of family if they don’t know what gifts to bestow upon you?
Why are parents so despicably inconsiderate that they shower you with crap you don’t even want? Christmas is officially ruined according to these bereaved and oppressed youths.
Let the oppressed youth of America tell you all about it.