The mysterious origins of the United Kingdom’s famed Stonehenge have finally been uncovered: the tourist destination was the work of the devil’s team of idolatrous giant contractor children.
At least, that’s what Dennis Lindsay, PhD, claimed this week on an appearance on televangelist Jim Bakker‘s show. Speaking with all the authority of a bonafide doctor, Lindsay said that the giants who put Stonehenge together were “tools of the devil,” who, he noted, are actively working on “contaminating the human race.”
Lindsay told Bakker that the giants were tools of Satan, who seeks to destroy Israel because “he’s out to destroy God’s creation and his whole plan of redemption and contaminate the human race.”
But Satan wants to “have his own seed and make his own family,” Lindsay explained, and so he created a race of giants who would attack Israel.
While there are certainly less convoluted reasons to have children, Lindsay cleared up any confusion for viewers wondering just how Satan himself factored into the famed destination’s origins, saying, “We all know about Stonehenge, right? That’s just one of hundreds of hundreds of gigantic places around the world that testify that some sort of supernatural power or giants were involved in its construction.”
While Lindsay did not produce any material evidence to back up his findings about Beelzebub’s humongous, construction-inclined children in his appearance on Bakker’s show, we can all take them on faith. He is, after all, a doctor.
Watch the video below, via Right Wing Watch: