Before Donald Trump made racism cool again, he was funneling in revenue from reality TV using his patented catchphrase, “You’re Fired!”
Now as far as I know, only humans get fired. But according to Trump’s own words, dogs can get fired too. As the Twitter account @pourmecoffee pointed out this past #NationalDogDay, time and time again, The Donald uses this metaphor:
.@DavidGregory got thrown off of TV by NBC, fired like a dog! Now he is on @CNN being nasty to me. Not nice!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 30, 2016
.@EWErickson got fired like a dog from RedState
and now he is the one leading opposition against me.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 18, 2016
Wow was Ted Cruz disloyal to his very capable director of communication. He used him as a scape goat-fired like a dog! Ted panicked.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 23, 2016
.@GlennBeck got fired like a dog by #Fox. The Blaze is failing and he wanted to have me on his show. I said no – because he is irrelevant.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 17, 2015
I hear that sleepy eyes @chucktodd will be fired like a dog from ratings starved Meet The Press? I can't imagine what is taking so long!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015
Apparently Trump once had a dog who cheated on him.
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
It’s a real bummer when your dog dumps you.
Egypt is a total mess. We should have backed Mubarak instead of dropping him like a dog.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2012
Seriously, what’s this all about? Bottom line — any dog living in the Trump household should be rescued.
[@pourmecoffee/New York Magazine]
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