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Evangelical leaders lay hands on Trump in closed-door prayer session, awkwardness ensues

Some of the nation’s most prominent (and weirdest) religious leaders showed up to cast magic God spells upon the GOP candidate.

If you don’t want Donald Trump to be president, the odds may be stacked against you considering that some of the nation’s most prominent (and weirdest) religious leaders showed up to cast magic God spells upon the GOP candidate.

Although the gathering consisted of mostly evangelical Christian figures, the self-proclaimed “Jewish Jesus” Rabbi K. A. Schneider took an opportunity place his hand on Trump’s face and fire off a blessing – that didn’t sound all too Jewish. Either way, it was a moment that we all should thank Allah for allowing to be captured on video.

Gothamist gave a rundown of the who’s who in attendance:

Nativity scene lamenter Jan Crouch, Paula White, Agents of the Apocalypse author Dr. David Jeremiah, Charismatic Movement leader Kenneth Copland, Darlene Bishop, Kingdom Connection host Jentezen Franklin, Jewish Jesus Rabbi Schneider, Clarence McClendon, George “Demon in My Bedroom” Bloomer, Darrell Scott, Steve Munsey, RD Scott, Bishop Mark Burns and Lady Tomarra Burns.

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Although we couldn’t confirm this, Gothamist’s John Del Signore said all who didn’t join in the rejoicing were “rounded up humanely.”

Watch:

Dr. David Jeremiah calls for strong African American Pastors to stand with Donald Trump. Kenneth Copeland prays, Paula White Prays then Jewish Jesus Rabbi Schneider gives an Abrahamic Jewish Blessing. Pastor Mark Burns

Posted by Tomarra Burns on Tuesday, September 29, 2015

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  1. JORGE

    October 1, 2015 at 11:24 pm

    WHAT AN ABOMINATION. WHAT A TON OF CRAP!!! SHAMEFUL AND DISGRACEFUL!!!

  2. Soapy

    October 1, 2015 at 11:56 pm

    Oy vey! This is is meshuggah! Why is there religious stuff going on in a political arena? Have we forgotten about the separation of church and state?

  3. JootJoint

    October 2, 2015 at 2:17 am

    This is truly a joke! Devils laying hands on a Devil!

  4. millerlynn777

    October 2, 2015 at 3:35 am

    Maybe they were trying to exorcise him, instead.

  5. roux lucitt

    October 2, 2015 at 4:06 am

    and then he burst into flames??? lol

  6. Wilhelm Guggisberg

    October 2, 2015 at 6:11 am

    May Yahweh be with you Donny, you are verily the wrath of the lord! LOL

  7. Patty B

    October 2, 2015 at 6:37 am

    “The Love of Money is the Root of all Evil”

  8. icarus

    October 2, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    Those are actors and this is the Onion right?

  9. Denise Wilson

    October 3, 2015 at 1:52 pm

    I am surprised that he subscribed to that. Donald Trump is a known germophobe and does not like to be touched.

  10. Lee

    October 3, 2015 at 10:37 pm

    He really looks Godly and happy, doesn’t he? This is ridiculous……..and as a Christian, it was the closest I have ever come to just belt someone. All I could think of was, get your filthy hands off of me. I don’t need your pious shit………

  11. William Roberts

    October 3, 2015 at 11:19 pm

    And he managed to keep a straight face through it all!

  12. Lisa Marie

    October 3, 2015 at 11:24 pm

    what a load of BS. I wonder why Christians and Jews never see themselves practicing “magic” that their mumbo jumbo bible gawd forbids. Effing loony tunes. what about praying in public like Jesus hates. If there is a Hell, you delusional evil fuktards got a one way ticket.

  13. rettamichaels

    October 4, 2015 at 2:00 am

    Smell my hand, pull my finger! Oops, I didn’t mean to poke your eye out!

  14. RC Poland

    October 4, 2015 at 3:34 am

    ewwwww…

  15. Enrique Pasos

    October 4, 2015 at 3:40 am

    I am sure this looks pretty weird to any non-believer.

  16. Curt Altschul

    October 4, 2015 at 5:22 am

    Dang … Trump is such a racial bigot that it will take an intervention by god to bring an black into his political life to help him to win the election!

  17. Philip Schafer

    October 4, 2015 at 5:39 pm

    Looks like a scene from the last supper and Donald Christ is eating it up. He’s probably thinking, Wow, these idiots are praying for me. This is HUUGE!

  18. Robert Phillips

    October 4, 2015 at 11:14 pm

    Not a happy chappy! Looks like he would have preferred to stay at the Satanic Temple.

  19. suda

    October 4, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    I. Just. Yeah. Um. No.

  20. Kent Dorfman

    October 5, 2015 at 1:23 pm

    Wow, Mr. Trump is really serious about becoming president. This freak show proves it! http://moronmajority.com/what-the-bejesus-trumps-for-real/

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