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Here are 19 photos of Jesus just being a normal guy

Here’s a side of Jesus that you never knew existed.

1. Vacay at the lake Jesus. jesus 1
2. Boom holder Jesus. jesus 2
3. Unanimous decision Jesus. jesus 3
4. Here to pick you up Jesus. jesus 4
5. Pep squad Jesus. jesus 5
6. DUI Jesus. jesus 6
7. Great defensive play Jesus. jesus 7
8. Mixing it up on the playground Jesus. jesus 8
9. Mariachi Jesus. jesus 9
10. Tuneup Jesus. jesus 10
11. Smooth move Jesus. jesus 11
12. Pool party Jesus. jesus 13
13. “Oh, I know!” Jesus. jesus 14
14. Say Anything Jesus. jesus 15
15. Back and shoulders day Jesus. jesus 16
16. Barista Jesus. jesus 17
17. Hey, over here Jesus. jesus 18
18. Slumber party Jesus. jesus 19
19. Play date Jesus. jesus 20 h/t: We Know Memes

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  1. J. E. Perry

    December 18, 2014 at 2:34 am

    I am not an overly religious person but I find these pictures disgusting. Who ever devised this junk better hope there is no Jesus!

  2. jeb

    December 18, 2014 at 4:47 am

    I am an atheist and I still think these are in very very bad taste!

  3. Zebulon Haggis

    December 18, 2014 at 11:39 am

    As a Fundamentalist Christian, and someone that speaks with Jesus daily, I can assure you that the Lord has reserved a special place in hell for you, and you will burn for all eternity. Jesus is not to be mocked! He died for your sins, and has never once been caught driving drunk.

  4. Chuck

    December 18, 2014 at 12:01 pm

    lighten up

  5. Drexl

    December 18, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    I think Jesus would have a sense of humor.

  6. Zebulon Haggis

    December 18, 2014 at 3:55 pm

    Jesus didn’t have a sense of humour. Right about the time the nails were going in, and after he’d been sodomized by pigs, laughter just wasn’t in him. But that doesn’t mean he deserves to be portrayed on the global supernets as a Barista… The only time that shit’s ever appropriate is if the subject is some sort of vegan hippie art student, not the Son of God. I do however think that pool party Jesus is perfectly acceptable for this time of year.

  7. JS

    December 18, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    Hilarious…my favourite is ‘oh I know Jesus’. The possibilities are endless.

  8. Jeremy Gamet

    December 18, 2014 at 4:25 pm

    Well none of you have to worry because that’s not Jesus. Jesus wasn’t a skinny white guy.

  9. babelincoln

    December 18, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    You are my favorite person in this thread

  10. Blasphemer666

    December 18, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    My favorite is Jesus in the gym doing pulldowns. His lats are looking kind of weak; he needs to go heavier!!

  11. babelincoln

    December 19, 2014 at 12:26 am

    Yeah, give him a bit of credit! I bet before those holes in his hands he was yoked!

  12. jamie desoto

    December 19, 2014 at 3:03 am

    i think zebulon is insane because he talks to invisible non existent people

  13. mya12345

    December 19, 2014 at 4:51 am

    this is what Jesus would do

  14. Ralph

    December 19, 2014 at 7:03 am

    Yep a special place in hell next to all the darn homosexuals!!

  15. Zebulon Haggis

    December 19, 2014 at 8:18 am

    This is correct, for does it not say in the bible, that he who taketh it up the chutney, shall know eternal torment, and anal seepage of the worst sort.

  16. eric

    December 20, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    This is awesome hail satan

  17. Todd K

    December 20, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    If someone did those pictures of me, I would Lmao… I’m sure our Jesus would do the same. My idea of heaven has some humour in it… That’s some funny stuff! ….

  18. Apostasy

    December 20, 2014 at 7:22 pm

    Lighten up. Lmao.

  19. Pam S.

    December 21, 2014 at 12:35 am

    I agree. He never would have made it through all his tribulations without a sense of humor. He liked being with little kids, probably for the very reason that they werent so serious all the time.

  20. Karen Walker

    December 21, 2014 at 5:20 pm

    Key word in that… Jesus was never CAUGHT. He could have been driving all over Galilee well above 2.0 after all he could make water into wine.

  21. Phil Robles

    December 21, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    too soon?

  22. hermespan

    December 22, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Jesus would have loved these! he loved attention…

  23. Scott

    December 22, 2014 at 5:15 pm

    That looks nothing like Jesus. He comes by once a week to trim my headges, so I know this for a fact.

  24. damo

    December 22, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    No one drinks like us catholics. Get a sense of humour. About time we got a laugh out of religion because there have been far too many tears of late.

  25. DPGDavid

    December 23, 2014 at 8:50 am

    LOL! Too late.

  26. Jawn

    December 24, 2014 at 4:47 am

    You’re an idiot. If your God put you on this piece of shit planet it’s because he hates you. Tell Jesus I said to suck my arse.

    (From a person who was brainwashed and forced into beliving this rubbish for part of his life until he grew half a brain and realised how nonsensical it is)

  27. dreamscapebuttrlies

    December 24, 2014 at 9:23 am

    I absolutely agree!! πŸ™‚

  28. dreamscapebuttrlies

    December 24, 2014 at 9:24 am

    That was hilarious! Lol

  29. dreamscapebuttrlies

    December 24, 2014 at 9:25 am

    Hahaha lmao. This is too funny.

  30. dreamscapebuttrlies

    December 24, 2014 at 9:25 am

    Lol

  31. dreamscapebuttrlies

    December 24, 2014 at 9:25 am

    Hahaha

  32. Stan Turner

    December 24, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    Hey Zeb….you a funny guy.

  33. Arnoud

    December 25, 2014 at 11:19 am

    Walking in a straight line in front of a police officer doesn’t suggest he has driven drunk, just has done an alcohol test alongside the road with a cop.

  34. Zebulon Haggis

    December 25, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    You still only have half a brain, you mushwitted spastic.

  35. KurtMoore

    December 26, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    I don’t think Zebulon was being serious. You probably didn’t notice it was humour since you were too busy ripping on others people beliefs you pathetic judgemental dickface.

  36. Richard P Weiss

    December 27, 2014 at 2:54 am

    I’ll second that.

  37. Jeysuz

    December 31, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    As an intelligent, open minded modern non-religious ALL ROUND NICE PERSON, I know I’ll not burn in hell… but you might, for being a total nutcase full of crap!

  38. Jesus

    December 31, 2014 at 11:11 pm

    You’re mad, you actually believe you talk to Jesus? Yeah, you’re insane. Kill yourself.

  39. Gary Harms

    December 31, 2014 at 11:20 pm

    I always thought Jesus was better as a “regular” guy than this Messiah that everybody made him out to be. I think he was a little reluctant in that role anyway and seems much more relaxed in this new laid back role….so much less pressure, not bothered with all that “son of God” stuff, just join in the fun, play at the pool, on the court, go to a movie with a date, enjoy life a little this time around. Once you let everyone know you’re here you know they’re all just gonna nail you again.

  40. Tsingi

    December 31, 2014 at 11:37 pm

    I think it’s hilarious. Rabinowitz set me laughing.

    Like the other guy said, lighten up.

  41. Randall Whitt

    January 1, 2015 at 12:04 am

    Does Jesus speak back? What does his voice sound like?

  42. Miss Stef (@MissStef0318)

    January 1, 2015 at 12:46 am

    Don’t worry. There isn’t.

  43. Miss Stef (@MissStef0318)

    January 1, 2015 at 12:50 am

    Jesus doesn’t exist. There is no hell or Satan. Those are man made fairy tales to scare the masses into submission. In your case, it worked. Bleating like a sheep isn’t a good look. Fundamentalism is scary. You know who else is a fundamentalist? The Taliban; and your oh so good Christian fundamentalism is hateful, discriminatory and socially appalling. By the way, Jesus didn’t carry guns. Freak.

  44. Fred

    January 1, 2015 at 1:12 am

    I’m an atheist with many Christian friends, and they find it as hilarious as I do.

  45. Miss Stef (@MissStef0318)

    January 1, 2015 at 1:12 am

    Oh shit. You were being sarcastic. It’s so easy to fall for this because people actually think this way. Sorry!

  46. Daniel Rose

    January 1, 2015 at 1:59 am

    Why do you people try to make each other sad on the internet?

  47. Sephia8

    January 1, 2015 at 3:41 am

    OMG Love it! “too soon?” LMFAO!

  48. Sephia8

    January 1, 2015 at 3:43 am

    I am an Atheist too, and I do NOT think these are in “bad taste”.
    LOL
    I agree, lighten UP! Jesus loves you enough to have these wonderful pictures taken for you! πŸ˜›

  49. Mary OBrien

    January 1, 2015 at 4:19 am

    This is why Liberals are labeled as atheists. You would do well to remember that not all of us are. This is disgusting.

  50. T.G.J. A.

    January 1, 2015 at 4:51 pm

    …nor from Tuscany during the Renaissance.

  51. veggiedude

    January 1, 2015 at 9:38 pm

    This atheist feels the same way.

  52. Brandon Osborn

    January 2, 2015 at 2:39 am

    I could show you a picture of jebus that’s really disgusting – you should be thankful I didn’t put this together, it’s pretty tame.

    You can picture it just by thinking “j-fn-c, jebus is coming again!”

    Told ya…

  53. Nodda Nothen

    January 2, 2015 at 6:58 am

    Yes, and there is nothing “disgusting” about the entirety of Christian evangelism and the Fox News nation for their pimping of Jesus into politics for power and profit? Who is it that mocks Jesus more? The creators of commentaries like the one featured in this piece, or the half of Americans who covet bigotry in the name of the Lord? Pretending to be respectful of religion rings hollow when you ignore the cause of the disrespect.

    There is no call to be critical of the man who gave the Sermon on the Mount, and this piece is not at all doing that. But when the very people who lay claim to being champions of such a man are the very same people who do all they can to undermine his teachings, and do it in his name. these are the true mockers, and these are the targets of this mockery you find disgusting.

  54. Nodda Nothen

    January 2, 2015 at 7:13 am

    Who is it that mocks religion? People who pretend to be sensitive to others right to pretend their religion can be shamelessly prostituted into politics, but can’t be mocked? Or people who call them out for demonstrating their religion has earned no respect? Religion is the most useful tool for divide and conquer politics whether it is being used by the Constantine, the creator of Christianity, or the Koch brothers? Respect is earned just as disrespect is earned. Why is not bad taste to be openly critical of fraud?
    http://insider.foxnews.com/2014/12/30/hit-piece-bible-newsweek-slammed-open-attack-christians

  55. Greta Murphy

    January 2, 2015 at 9:37 am

    Excellent response!

  56. Xyprophis Xtreme

    January 2, 2015 at 4:45 pm

    What is Blasphemy? Not having a sense of humor in your life about the little things. Get over yourself! If you cannot find the humor in religion itself, Close the book you put so much stock in and DO NOT follow, correctly as it states. Or you would be killing your children if they had sex before marriage, Raping your daughters, Murder in “God’s” name, Killing women who were not virgins before marriage. Look at yourselves before you say you are a devout “Christian” because you are not. Sorry but Your book of fiction that controls your life has left you blind to the great treasures in life and left you in FEAR!

  57. Aaron

    April 1, 2015 at 5:08 pm

    This page is an outright mockery of the one true faith, Catholic ie Universal, logical and provable. To make mockery of Catholics and the Christian faith is horrific completely illogical and a sign of ignorance. I do not make fun of self proclaimed “atheists” even tho atheism is ubsurd and completely illogical. If you disagree, disagree respectfully and I will argue you on how illogical professed “atheism” is, being as it is completely incompatable with philosophical reason and logic. That is if you dare

  58. gary harms

    April 3, 2015 at 9:38 pm

    I am Jesus and I find this hilarious…..lighten up J.E. or you’ll have hell to pay.

  59. Todd Sanford

    April 5, 2015 at 1:19 pm

    At least it will be clean and fabulous

  60. TruthStreuth

    May 29, 2015 at 1:44 am

    We’ve done Islam and Christianity; how about Judaism next? πŸ™‚

  61. geneliaabraham

    June 1, 2015 at 1:12 pm

    i know this person is an atheist but making joke of what you dont like its not a good idea at all….rememebr everyone pays for the action they do and making joke of God is a Big crime….that person will soon understand what wrong he has done and will surely repent for his action. Repent and u will be saved else….

  62. Jor-el

    June 3, 2015 at 10:52 pm

    Of course there is no Jesus!

  63. Jor-el

    June 3, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    Sounds like Fran Dreshcer!

  64. christian

    June 24, 2015 at 10:52 pm

    You mock Jesus because you do not believe him or his deeds.
    You speak against Jesus because you his gospel threatened your freedom to lifestyle and affiliation.
    You became blasphemous…yet it amuse you.

    If jesus sees these images, He would weep, and say “Father Forgive them,
    they are mere mortals,
    give them some more time,
    they would repent.
    I died for their sake”

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