While you’re slaving away at your pitiful rat-like existence, Jaden Smith is “doing math” in the middle of the night because he can’t sleep, and even manipulating the space-time continuum on weekends.
Whenever I poke fun at this kid, I always have to premise it with an interview he and his sister Willow did in the New York Times back in November:
Q. What have you been reading?
WILLOW: Quantum physics. Osho.
JADEN: “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life” and ancient texts; things that can’t be pre-dated.
Q. I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it?
WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.
JADEN: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.
Now that you know what we’re dealing with here…
All Of Your Idols Are Going To Start Writing Their Own Articles, And These Uninformed “Journalists” Will Become Obsolete.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 27, 2015
Good thing I’m not a “journalist.”
Don’t Become Attached Cause Then You Disconnect And Once You Gather Stress You’ll Be Obsessed With Flipin Checks• — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 24, 2015
Instagram Is A BlackHole Of Time And Energy.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 12, 2015
And this Twitter feed is a porthole to enlightenment.
Bill Benson’s findings, published in “The Law That Never Was,” make a convincing case that the 16th amendment was not legally ratified. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 8, 2015
Here’s the random source that he copy and pasted this from: http://bit.ly/1FynDWz
That Moment When You Can’t Sleep Soo You Start Doing Math.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 6, 2015
Effect And Influence. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 25, 2015
I Don’t Know If Last Night Was A Dream Or Not.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 22, 2015
That Moment When Peeing Feels So Good You Start Crying. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 20, 2015
Shia Labeouf Is Life.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 11, 2015
Finally, something we all can relate to.
A Little Girl Just Asked Me If I Was Willow Smith I Humbly Said Yes And Took A Selfie. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 25, 2015
Ten bucks says there was only one person in that selfie.
I’m So Glad I Have A Group Of Elders Who Can Guide Me In The Right Direction.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 7, 2015
I Just Like Showing Pretty Girls A Good Time Weather I’m Physically There Or Not Doesn’t Matter. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 13, 2014