According to the adult film proprietors at The Dogfart Network, marriage license-denying Kentucky clerk Kim Davis can revamp her tarnished image by signing a contract with their organization.
Before you cringe in horror, let’s just take a moment to go over what these folks are offering.
From their press release:
In truth, 500K to participate in a sex scene with another woman pales in comparison to the millions she’ll receive from book deals and cable TV appearances. If you’re reading, Kim, believe us — it’s not worth it.