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Kim Davis just got offered $500K to appear in an adult film

According to the adult film proprietors at The Dogfart Network, marriage license-denying Kentucky clerk Kim Davis can revamp her tarnished image by signing a contract with their organization.

According to the adult film proprietors at The Dogfart Network, marriage license-denying Kentucky clerk Kim Davis can revamp her tarnished image by signing a contract with their organization.

Before you cringe in horror, let’s just take a moment to go over what these folks are offering.

From their press release:

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In truth, 500K to participate in a sex scene with another woman pales in comparison to the millions she’ll receive from book deals and cable TV appearances. If you’re reading, Kim, believe us — it’s not worth it.

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  1. Martin Pollard

    October 6, 2015 at 7:56 pm

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  2. Spencer Hunt

    October 6, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    Can’t believe she’s found four men who found her attractive to begin with. Hideous woman… But this film isn’t about getting a hard on though is it?

  3. James Dutton

    October 6, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    Stop making stupid people famous

  4. Mike Coleman

    October 6, 2015 at 10:08 pm

    they had to offer her costar 2 million

  5. Bob Bolin

    October 7, 2015 at 2:42 am

    She has certainly perfected the money shot!

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  7. Dog poot

    October 7, 2015 at 7:45 am

    I just threw up all over my computer desk!

  8. Call me Ken

    October 7, 2015 at 12:46 pm

    Too soon. Ask her again in three months when people stop returning her calls.

  9. arabylilac (@arabylilac)

    October 7, 2015 at 3:03 pm

    I hear you.

  10. Grae

    October 7, 2015 at 4:35 pm

    Since she doesn’t seem to care about adultery or fornication (her extramarital affairs and out of wedlock kids attest to that), the project fits. As long as this icky gays aren’t around.

    How’s she gonna handle the girl on girl action?

  11. testbilly

    October 7, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    will you spit that throw up into my mouth martin?

  12. warriorhawkwolf

    October 7, 2015 at 10:48 pm

    Well it seems fitting. There has GOT to be a reason why she has had 4 heterosexual marriages. Just saying.

  13. Atilla

    October 8, 2015 at 5:48 am

    kill it with fire before it breeds!

  14. John Martin

    October 8, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    Everyone, Christians included, has a past they are not proud of. If one is not a Christian yet, that is their present until they believe on Jesus as their only hope. So Kim Davis, my beloved sister in the Lord, stand fast.

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