Until today, I thought Jameis Winston came up with the phrase “I f*cked her right in the pussaayyyy!!!” It added a little “wow, this guy is literally the worst, I hope he’s the number 1 draft pick for the NFL next year” factor to the already charismatic football player. Now I find out he’s only quoting a supposed news blooper, which has in turn been outed as a fake. The phrase even has its own website. It is… clever? Is that what it is? A fun play on words? It’s our generation’s hilarious update of “woman, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.” LOL what great jokes. I love being a woman. I can already hear people telling me to get a sense of humor.
During a California news broadcast this past Thanksgiving, reporter Joe Galli was stationed at a local mall to discuss the Black Friday shopping that had already begun that evening. At one point, someone blurted out the hysterical FHRITP (Did you know you can buy a shirt with that phrase on it? The neck tattoos come separate), to which Galli responded, “That’s exactly what I did to your mother, buddy!”
While not the most creative of comebacks, Galli’s voice has a “dad joke” quality to it that imbues the response with an almost — dare I say it — innocent quality. You hear him make the joke about f*cking your mom and you hope he’s taking you fishing this weekend while promising not to replace your old man.
The exchange didn’t make the broadcast on television and Galli didn’t get fired, but it made its way around the Internet anyway.
Here is a video of the exchange below:
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