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Oregon militiamen asked for snacks and Reddit sent them glitter bombs

The group of armed militants who took over a little-used government compound in Oregon may have made a mistake when they posted their address on Facebook, asking supporters to donate supplies and snacks.

The group of armed militants who took over a little-used government compound in Oregon may have made a mistake when they posted their address on Facebook, asking supporters to donate supplies and snacks.

After posting their address online, several redditors decided that the militia could be a little more fabulous. Reddit user Skinc started the trend by saying that he has sent a glitter bomb — an envelope full of glitter (well known as the herpes of art supplies, since it gets everywhere and can’t be removed). Glitter bombs became popular last year on the website shipyourenemiesglitter.com, which does exactly as it promises.

Several other redditors jumped on the idea, but others were much more sadistic. Some redditors wanted to ship the militia a big bag of phallic symbols, while others actually suggested sending them pubic lice from a website that is somehow legal.

Reddit, like the rest of us, delighted in the numerous ironies in the militia asking for donations less than a week into the siege. The militia once claimed that it had enough supplies for years. Apparently not.

The anti-government folks in Oregon are also asking for donations through the USPS, which it somehow doesn’t have a problem with. Funny to see the militia quickly stoop to asking for handouts, just like their socialist enemies.

[New York Magazine] Featured image via Twitter

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55 Comments

  1. JrzygirlLA

    January 6, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    Can we please stop calling these people a militia, which they are decidely not.

  2. atwells55

    January 6, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    Public hair?

  3. atwells55

    January 6, 2016 at 7:28 pm

    I think snacks is a code word for gay porn.

  4. Invisigoth

    January 6, 2016 at 8:01 pm

    Terrorists

  5. Will Muhovich

    January 6, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    Hahaha!!! Public lice!

  6. Stacey Hall

    January 6, 2016 at 10:18 pm

    I have reasonable rates for the dildos I sell – totally willing to ship them for customers via the USPS 😀

  7. Jack Brinkman

    January 7, 2016 at 12:16 am

    Would probably help, too, if we stopped calling them Oregon militia, since the vast majority of the assholes are from out of state.

  8. Simon Peters

    January 7, 2016 at 1:04 am

    Public lice??!! I’ve heard of PUBIC lice…

  9. Larrami

    January 7, 2016 at 3:04 am

    Pubic lice are the pesky little things that hang around one’s crotch. Public lice are when your pesky crotch hangs around public places.

  10. Simon Peters

    January 7, 2016 at 3:42 am

    Larrami – someone on this site with both wit and a sense of humour! Nice to meet you!

  11. Jan

    January 7, 2016 at 8:07 am

    They are actually and officially labeled a “Violent Antigovernment Group.” Apparently they would not be happy with the acronym.

  12. Dave

    January 7, 2016 at 8:30 am

    Someone should send them what they really need – their mommies

  13. James Parks

    January 7, 2016 at 10:24 am

    Best. Comment. EVAH.

  14. Al Wolf Stann

    January 7, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    absolutely. they are an insult to National Guardsmen nationwide.

  15. BettyNoir

    January 7, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    Maybe, if you promise to not use discreet packaging when shipping to these losers.

  16. BettyNoir

    January 7, 2016 at 3:24 pm

    Give it time, they’ll be public soon enough.

  17. BettyNoir

    January 7, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    Every time I saw posts about these guys I made it a point to post a link to shipyourenemiesglitter.com. I know this probably isn’t the case, but I like to think I had something to do with their new fabulosity.

  18. Ken Green

    January 7, 2016 at 3:33 pm

    They’re definitely not well-regulated…

  19. marthavlinnMartha

    January 7, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    If their mothers had raised them right this wouldn’t be happening.

  20. Linda Davis

    January 7, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    Terrorist is more like it!

  21. Diana Young

    January 7, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    Lice to meet you, you mean…

  22. Harold

    January 7, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    Who is paying for the care of their families?

  23. William Valenti

    January 7, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    My diabolical solution to the standoff: BLM sends out notices to the thousands of Western cattle ranchers who benefit from the subsidized grazing fees on public land, informing them that due to the illegal and threatening acts of terrorism by the Bundy gang, BLM is immediately marking all grazing permits to market rates (from about $1.35/head to $18/head). Within a few days, a couple of thousand pissed off cattle ranchers will tear into the Bundy’s for screwing up their game.

  24. Patricia Langdon

    January 7, 2016 at 4:20 pm

    I like”Vanilla Isis”…

  25. Ghastly

    January 7, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    How about Goober Brigade?

  26. Barbara

    January 7, 2016 at 6:15 pm

    Thank you from this Oregonian!

  27. Anon

    January 7, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    More like ” Violent Anti-government Group In North America”

  28. SomewhereinWy

    January 7, 2016 at 7:34 pm

    They are not militiamen! They are terrorists threatening the State.

  29. Chestnut55

    January 7, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    No they are Terrorists and nothing else.

  30. Chestnut55

    January 7, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    They need to go to Prison and stop play with them.

  31. Rich Mason

    January 7, 2016 at 8:15 pm

  32. kimwimgoddess

    January 8, 2016 at 12:18 pm

    I think I’ll send them some “chocolate chip” cookies.

  33. Larry miller

    January 8, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    Thanks. Same to you. It’s times like these that a sense of humo(u)r is all that gets me through.

  34. leemerrick1

    January 8, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    I love you, Betty Noir!

  35. leemerrick1

    January 8, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Yes, please!

  36. leemerrick1

    January 8, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    Just a few pieces of chocolate flavored Ex-Lax along with the chocolate chips will have them “running”. 😀

  37. John

    January 8, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    They are terrorists, plain and simple.

  38. Dawn Levy

    January 8, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    You win the interwebs today Sir!

  39. Babe

    January 9, 2016 at 3:07 am

    P.u.b.i.c…. there is no “L”

  40. labman57

    January 9, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    If these gun-toting anarchists are truly on a “Mission from God”, then they should be able to simply pray for the Good Lord to provide for their nutritional needs — call it “Cheetos from heaven”.

  41. Thresa Jenkins

    January 9, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    The militia was dissolved and folded into the National Guard when it was founded in 1903.

  42. Annasue Marczynski

    January 9, 2016 at 9:38 pm

    I’d like to know why they are receiving mail. They are against the government, well hey there’s a reason it’s called the US post office. Besides that is not the mailing address of any of them. They want to rebel, let them, all by themselves. No mail, no visitors, no supplies.

  43. Simon Peters

    January 11, 2016 at 12:07 am

    Welcome to the spelling correction party – better late than never.

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  45. James Papworth

    January 11, 2016 at 12:43 pm

    Deadstate, we are sending them femine products at cost price just for you and reddit. See it here: http://glitterretribution.co.uk/oregonmilitiamen-redditspecial-kotex

  46. Say What

    January 11, 2016 at 5:21 pm

    Violent Anti-government Group In Need-of Assistance.

  47. Bogart Gutierrez

    January 11, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    LOVE IT, LMFAO!!

  48. sulfen

    January 11, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    Bahaha, I love Reddit. These militia guys need to stop being welfare queens and go work for this own snacks like the rest of us.

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  51. Mike Strange

    January 12, 2016 at 1:20 pm

    ya there stupid Mormons with Utah brains

  52. ddclyons1

    January 12, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    They certainly don’t seem to be like the Minutemen that gathered on Lexington Green down the road from where I live.

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  54. Lisa Fraleigh

    January 13, 2016 at 12:41 pm

    They get welfare and disability pay from the taxpayers. So YOU pay for the care of their families. Care to donate some more? lol

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