As the former Chief Executive of the conspiratorial and sometimes fake news site Breitbart.com and now Chief Strategist to President Donald Trump, Steve Bannon has definitely earned his shadowy reputation as an untouchable on the newly-minted White House team.
Since his boss’s favorite tool to spread misinformation is Twitter, using that tool to get the Trump team’s attention seems like a good strategy. Although a #RoastOfSteveBannon probably won’t get him to crawl out of the shadows, it’s still pretty damn funny.
Here are a few examples:
https://twitter.com/ClosetHarper/status/826304805014343681
Steve Bannon looks like he was sowed together using pieces of other old Nazis. #RoastofSteveBannon
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) January 31, 2017
A drunk, a Nazi and a criminal walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "What'll you have Mr. Bannon?" #RoastofSteveBannon
— Secretary of Balloon Doggies (@aceoaces) January 31, 2017
#RoastofSteveBannon Nothing feels safer than having a bloated, alcoholic Nazi in charge our national security pic.twitter.com/GjkoUpNuYY
— lynne oneill (@lynniedon) January 31, 2017
The BEST way to Get Trump to Dump Steve Bnnon is to RETWEET this photo:#RoastofSteveBannon pic.twitter.com/ljD6hMpPJi
— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) January 31, 2017
What racists think they look like and what they actually look like #RoastOfSteveBannon pic.twitter.com/RpBlAsKzJK
— Jon Tisbaul 🌐 ❁ (@SuperPACman_) January 31, 2017
One is Race Bannon. One looks like Race Bannon. And one is a racist named Bannon. #RoastofSteveBannon pic.twitter.com/65t1HMV46c
— Joel (@ilike2swimnakd2) January 31, 2017
If they had showed us pictures of Steve Bannon in the DARE program, I don't think any of us would have started drinking. #RoastofSteveBannon
— Melissa (@omgwtfbbqsauces) January 31, 2017
Bannon looks like that guy in the office who's finally given a deodorant by HR after multiple coworker complaints. #RoastofSteveBannon
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) January 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/PrezHillary17/status/826422187968122880
If you order the Bannon at McDonald's, you get 7 burgers, a large fry, a half-smoked cigarette and a restraining order. #RoastofSteveBannon
— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) January 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/vivosmortuus/status/826249927898574848
This picture is the cure for male homosexuality that Mike Pence has been desperately searching for #RoastofSteveBannon pic.twitter.com/hcmddvUGF9
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) January 31, 2017
Never go to a buffet with Steve Bannon, he just goebbels everything down. #roastofstevebannon
— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) January 31, 2017
Steve Bannon named his dick "Voter Fraud"….
There's no proof of its existence, but he SWEARS it's there. #RoastofSteveBannon
— Platasaurus (@Platasaurus) January 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/HollynHeron/status/826224775622074370
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