Alex Jones had a rough day-and-a-half.
After Wikileaks’ Julian Assange failed to deliver on his much-anticipated “October Surprise” event, which instead was more of a “crypto-anarchist equivalent of a NPR pledge drive” according to Salon’s Brendan Gauthier, Jones had an on-air meltdown.
“You said it would get her indicted!” Jones fumed. “He was promising this damning evidence and he doesn’t release it now 34 days out and now he’s saying he’ll release it by the end of the year, so that smacks of a sell-out.”
Jones even managed to introduce a new conspiracy theory about how Clinton might have offered Assange a deal to keep quiet, but the majority of his rant was dedicated to what a disappointment Assange was.
Then this happened.
https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/783370537292566529
Okay.
Either way, Twitter unsurprisingly had a field day with Jones’ Putinesque image of himself atop a mighty steed, looking into the camera with a nervous smile as if he had inadvertently sat squarely on his right nutsack.
.@RealAlexJones Broke Back Mountain was an Inside Job.
— Paolo Gregoletto (@TriviumPaolo) October 4, 2016
@RealAlexJones why are you wearing sneakers on a horse?
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) October 4, 2016
When Crazy Alex tries to pull a Putin…and fails @RealAlexJones O.o pic.twitter.com/PMZyFguIaS
— Hammy Dangerously ✈ (@e2pilot) October 4, 2016
Never go full Putin https://t.co/ieHjUDilkL pic.twitter.com/q47vKQtF6I
— James Gross (@randomjames) October 4, 2016
@RealAlexJones ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wait hold on. Gimme a sec.
Ahhahhahhhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhhahahahaha.
— Motion 2 Strike FEAR (@MotionToStrike) October 4, 2016
@RealAlexJones pic.twitter.com/x7YV4gLawg
— Ryan (@alwaysonoffense) October 4, 2016
The next tweet pointed out how Jones may not be the most experienced person who rides horses. Most notable in the critique is the fact the the “lead rope” is showing, suggesting that the horse was led out by someone else — not ridden out by Jones himself.
.@RealAlexJones
Totally inappropriate footwear, check.
Legs and feet at splayed like it’s your first time, check.
Lead rope in shot, check. pic.twitter.com/0OWtHwb27r— Chris Giller (@chris_giller) October 4, 2016
.@RealAlexJones Can we talk about this? pic.twitter.com/VvmFFNXBKY
— Chris Giller (@chris_giller) October 4, 2016
@HopeRipple1 @RealAlexJones @Raccoon_Hands yuh–definitely thought it was parody account/photoshop at first.
— ναи gσgн’ѕ👂 (@pfenomenologist) October 4, 2016
@maxbsawicky @RealAlexJones a bit rude, the horse didn’t ask to be in the picture!
— nor ton (@twizdit) October 5, 2016
@nycquinn I think @RealAlexJones may have triggered a real world reenactment of the pie eating scene in Stand By Me pic.twitter.com/V8pDsNGZxa
— Kyle Beckley (@Kyle_Beckley) October 4, 2016
@RealAlexJones pic.twitter.com/maBz4NVlnw
— Raymond (@goducks321) October 4, 2016
Note:
1. SUCKING it in
2. Arms & hands arranged to conceal problem overhang areas
3. I'd guess 15-20 outtakes pic.twitter.com/R2FAwyUIIH— No I Didn’t (@AndyRichter) October 4, 2016
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