‘Vermin Supreme’ mercilessly heckles Ted Cruz with a megaphone and a giant toothbrush

As Republican and Democratic candidates were scurrying to their next campaign stops during the waning hours of the New Hampshire primary, one lonely presidential hopeful made Sen. Ted Cruz his pit stop for the night.

Vermin Supreme, known for his rubber boot-hat and position on mandatory tooth brushing laws, disrupted the Cruz event armed with a megaphone and his large toothbrush.

“Ted Cruz, do you agree that the waterboarding water be fluoridated,” Vermin asked. “Sir? Will you at least fluoridate the water we use to waterboard the bad people with?”

Vermin then asked the GOP candidate if he would come out with his “hands up and pants down.” After Cruz’s bus had left on its way to the next stop, the “friendly fascist” led a non-denominational prayer.

“… that, uh, we don’t get into any wars, and the war that we do get into against Narnia, that there will not be very many American causalities.”

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