VIDEO: Beauty pageant contestant gives most cringe-inducing answer ever

There’s been some pretty cringe-inducing answers to beauty pageant questions in the past, but it’s quite possible that we’ve found the worst yet.

There’s been some pretty cringe-inducing answers to beauty pageant questions in the past, but it’s quite possible that we’ve found the worst yet.

This weekend, Miss Philippines USA contestant Joanlia Lising was asked by a presenter which of the five senses (vision, hearing, taste, smell and touch) she would pick if she had to only choose one.

If I had to pick out of five senses, I would pick seeing. Because seeing is the best sense that we can ever see because seeing is believing.

Okay, that wasn’t too bad. A bit choppy, but she tapered it off nicely at the end. The problem is the follow-up:

And believing into what you see is perfect. And all — out of all those senses, um — seeing what — really be wonderful because — thank you. That will be it.

Watch it.

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  1. Jim S

    August 27, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    DOH! What a bimbo! Good lookin though! I’d take her on a date if I could tape her mouth shut.

  2. Jim S

    August 27, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    Uh! People are cheering at her answer? The total collective IQ in the room must be below 100.

  3. Bob Cull

    August 28, 2013 at 1:12 am

    Will someone please explain to me why it is that they always give scholarships as prizes in these things? I have never seen one of these contestants who had the intelligence to get through grade school let alone college!

  4. JC

    August 28, 2013 at 1:01 pm

    I think they set her up to fail.

  5. Billbow (@go2boat4winds)

    August 28, 2013 at 9:16 pm

    What’s so odd about a beautiful, sexy girl with no brains. Only thing, she should have been blonde.

  6. Luke Borom

    August 29, 2013 at 2:56 am

    That sounds like something that would cause you to be arrested lol

  7. Luke Borom

    August 29, 2013 at 2:58 am

    You would be surprised how many stupid people get through med school.

  8. dally kat

    August 29, 2013 at 6:42 pm

    The problem is the woman’s lack of command of the English language. I’ve been married to a Filipina for nearly 20 years, and am still bewildered by some of the things she says. Sometimes it takes several repeats to understand and correct her statements. You assholes should be ashamed of yourselves. You’re not liberals, you’re dogshit-stupid, republican morons.

  9. Graham Esender

    August 31, 2013 at 5:41 am

    That’s horrifying.

  10. Graham Esender

    August 31, 2013 at 5:44 am

    I’m sorry, but Joanlia Lising, the contestant who just botched this up, is born in California, and sold her soul to the material world. On a side note, liberals don’t have to be bleeding hearts, we laugh at the misfortunes of others as well. It’s the entire gambit of slapstick comedy.

  11. Glenn

    August 31, 2013 at 9:34 am

    The core message is not unexpected, but I find the overall implications a bit disturbing.

  12. Glenn

    August 31, 2013 at 10:05 am

    In all honesty, what little accent I hear in there sounds more like an American regionalism I can’t place than Filipina. So that’s really not where my problem is.

    There’s very little room in the question for anything but trite sappiness, and that’s exactly what she delivered. Whether her answer was stilted because English is not a native language to her, because she’s dumb as a fencepost, she’s having a bout of performance-anxiety or even just playing it up for the camera doesn’t really matter.

  13. Richard Rowe

    August 31, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    I wouldn’t. They all got guest spots or shows on Fox.

  14. Kera P.

    August 31, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Oh my god, what? You’re a disgusting pig.

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