Ben Carson has some curious takes on facts that sane people take for granted.
For instance, he sincerely believes that Joseph from the Bible built the Egyptian Pyramids, insists that the Founding Fathers had no political experience (patently untrue), and therefore he would be just fine as president — hell, he even has been caught telling massive lies about his own life, including his multiple claims that he received a full ride to West Point, and was personally invited there by General Westmoreland.
Well, Twitter, as is typical of that bastion of glorious mockery, has decided to have some fun with Dr. Carson’s delusions and lies this week. The hashtag #BenCarsonWikipeida has come up with “facts” that would only exist in the mysterious brain of Ben Carson.
Here are just a few of the funnier tweets:
If Dinosaurs had guns they might not have gone extinct. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Cee Cee (@Cee_Ceelicious) November 6, 2015
"Brains are actually a fruit." #bencarsonwikipedia pic.twitter.com/iuBBikuu6y
— Diane N. Sevenay (@Diane_7A) November 6, 2015
I made a graphic for #bencarsonwikipedia https://t.co/4AQ3gIicaG pic.twitter.com/yHj8sDEukx
— Matt Osborne (@OsborneInk) November 6, 2015
Jesus put all those crazy statues on Easter Island because he was building a giant chess set. #bencarsonwikipedia pic.twitter.com/a5vshFa1NF
— Heather Whaley (@HeatherWhaley) November 6, 2015
Windmills were invented to grind air in to small pieces so we can breathe easier. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Kit Cosper (@Kit_Cosper) November 7, 2015
It's well documented that the Limberg baby was taken by #PlannedParenthood. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) November 6, 2015
Capitalist cotton farmers provided great job opportunities for African Americans in the 18th century. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) November 6, 2015
Jesus spelled backwards is Ronald Reagan. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) November 5, 2015
In his early 20's Jesus spent his summers taming Dinosaurs in Texas #bencarsonwikipedia pic.twitter.com/vadfPwqdeJ
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) November 5, 2015
#bencarsonwikipedia Baby Churchill could have killed Baby Hitler if domineering nannies hadn't taken away all the English babies' guns
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) November 6, 2015
#bencarsonwikipedia. All the stone inside the pyramids is petrified wheat. Duh. What do think dinosaurs ate in the desert?
— Scott Poole (@thepoetryreport) November 6, 2015
Roombas are cyborg anchor babies. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Erika Hall (@mulegirl) November 6, 2015
The Berlin Wall was erected because of the great popularity of racket ball in Germany. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Juan (@jrivera64) November 6, 2015
#bencarsonwikipedia The square root of any number is always four, because a square has four sides
— Saint Brian (@AWorldOutOfMind) November 6, 2015
A pony must eat 57 apples before it becomes a horse. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Mike Monteiro (@monteiro) November 5, 2015
Jesus burned down the Library at Alexandria because libraries are socialist. #bencarsonwikipedia
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) November 6, 2015
Italy's first pasta strainer. #BenCarsonFacts #bencarsonwikipedia #BenCarson pic.twitter.com/OJ1YdsWrpP
— Cat Ballou (@Catballou) November 7, 2015
Good job, Twitter. You always deliver.
[Raw Story] Featured image via screen capture from Twitter
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