This week, a woman came home to find the following note taped to her door:
Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay! Myself and others in the neighborhood ask that you Tone It Down. This is a Christian area and there are Children. Keep it up and I will be Forced to call the Police on you! Your kind need to have Respect for GOD.
-A Concerned Home Owner
You might be wondering what would make a yard “relentlessly gay.” Apparently it was a string of different-colored solar lamps – which one could argue reflect the colors of the rainbow.
Won’t anyone think of the children?
The relentlessly gay homeowner, who is a widow and the mother of four children, set up a GoFundMe page to ensure that the yard becomes eternally gay:
Needless to say… I need more rainbows… Many, many more rainbows….
So, I am starting this fundraiser so I can work to make my Home even More “relentlessly gay” If we go high enough, I will see if I can get a Rainbow Roof!
Because my invisible relentlessly gay rainbow dragon should live up there in style!
So far, the page has surpassed its $5,000 goal in under 24 hours.