Guy disappears after getting a new girlfriend, so his bros had a mock funeral for him

When 20-year-old South Wales bro Keiran Cable started dating his girlfriend, he virtually disappeared, which made his fellow bros have a sad.

After 18 months of non-communication, they organized a mock funeral for him – complete with a coffin and funeral service.

“Keiran has had a tough 18 months trying to keep his friendship with his friends alive, but sadly the wait is now over and he has floated up to the gates of heaven,” Keiran’s eulogy read. ”What hurts the most is that we were starved of precious time to say our last goodbyes after his relationship status was changed from ‘Single’ to ‘in a Relationship.'”

Via Facebook:

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“Keiran had been in a relationship for a few months and it felt like he had died because none of us had seen him since then.”
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“We decided if he wasn’t going to come out with us and was going to pretend he was dead then we’d [organize] a funeral for him.”
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One of Keiran’s friends, Shaun Bundy, organized most of the event and spent Friday and Saturday making the coffin.
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Daniel Bundock was the priest and recited passages from the Bible.
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RIP Keiran

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Featured image via Facebook

Sky Palma

Before launching DeadState back in 2012, Sky Palma has been blogging about politics, social issues and religion for over a decade. He lives in Los Angeles and also enjoys Brazilian jiu jitsu, chess, music and art.

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