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Guy who said Robert Mueller has a small dick thinks Michelle Wolf crossed a line

Earlier this month, right-wing conspiracy theorist and radio host Wayne Allen Root concocted an interesting theory about Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s motivations when it comes to the Russia investigation. According to him, Mueller is just jealous of Trump’s dick.

“Robert Mueller has probably never had sex in his life,” Root said, apparently ignorant of the fact that Mueller is married with two daughters.

“In high school, there were handsome guys, and then there were handsome guys who were jocks, and then there were handsome guys who were jocks and had rich fathers,” Root said. “And that is Donald Trump. And then all the little nerds like Robert Mueller, who had never had sex in their whole lives, they hated the jocks, they hated the handsome guys, and they really hated the jocks who were handsome guys who were rich. This guy, Muller, has never had sex with a beautiful woman, so he hates Trump with a passion.”

“It’s penis envy,” Root concluded. “Mueller’s is smaller than Trump’s.”

Fast forward to comedian Michelle Wolf’s speech at this year’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner, and Root is jumping on the outrage bandwagon.

In a tweet from this Monday, Root —  a diehard Trump supporter — slammed Wolf — a comedian — as being “mentally ill” and “evil.”

“Michelle Wolf is definition of mentally-ill, evil, lowlife, liberal trash,” Root tweeted. “Comments were disgusting, offensive, puke-worthy. I’ve heard quite a few low class outrageous jokes about Obama & Michelle. Think media would let a comedian tell them?”

Root might be wary of Wolf for reasons other than her epic takedown of Trumplandia during the WHCD. He’s apparently really scared that liberal women will cut off his dick.

“Find me a woman who is a feminist and a liberal and likes cats and I will find you someone who ought to be in an insane asylum every single time,” Root said on his radio program last year. “Hey guys, if any of you out there are single and you ever meet a woman who admits to being a liberal and hating Trump and when you get to her house, she’s got cats, run for your life. Run, run, run. Like those ads in Britain, run and hide and tell other men to run and hide.”

“No man can ever live with a liberal woman with cats,” he continued. “She’ll cut your pee-pee off, I promise you. Liberals are mentally unstable and mentally insane. They’re unhinged.”

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