Here are 21 of Jaden Smith’s dumbest tweets

Jaden Smith, son of Will and Jada, brother of Willow, is quite an interesting kid.

He and his sister recently wowed the world with their Thetan-like insights in an interview with the New York Times, and needless to say, it was quite a ride.

Here’s a little taste:

Q. What have you been reading?

WILLOW: Quantum physics. Osho.

JADEN: “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life” and ancient texts; things that can’t be pre-dated.

Q. I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it?

WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.

JADEN: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.

Yes, while you are slaving away at your pitiful rat-like existence, the Smith kids are boning up on some “ancient texts” and manipulating the space-time continuum.

At best, these are the musings of normal teenagers who’ve let fame go to their heads. At worst, it’s the passive aggressive ramblings of juvenile narcissists. But one thing’s for sure — it’s incredibly fun to read.

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Wood.
Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Wood.

In my opinion, Jaden’s Twitter feed is even more interesting, and I first had the pleasure of reading the young actor’s musings last year. It’s hard to gauge exactly where Jaden Smith is coming from here. He once attended the now-defunct New Village Leadership Academy, founded by his mega-famous parents Will and Jada Smith, which came under fire for teaching a Scientology-based curriculum.

Either way, enjoy.

 

1. I’m not going to even try to decipher this first one.

2. You’ll notice that the misspelling of “does” is a recurring theme as you scroll down.

3. Fine. I’ll refrain from commenting.

4. YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF PHILOSOPHY AND POETRY.

5. Apparently he’s not a very big fan of history.

6. Remember the good ‘ole days when we’d get our nutrients FROM OUR WATER?

7. PLEASE DON’T EVER STOP TWEETING.

8. Um…no.

9. “Coachella” is a great way to end this nonsensical statement.

10. I’m assuming he typed this from his phone. >

11. Can we please get a better grasp of grammar and punctuation before the mass drop-out?

12. If newborn babies could tweet, it’d probably look a lot like this.

13. What about the ‘drop out of school’ idea?

14. Phew! This is more like it.

15. When the frontal lobes of his brain develop a little more, I’m sure this sentiment will change.

16. D-O-E-S, Jaden. D-O-E-S.

17. Yikes.

18. This kind of passive aggressiveness can’t be healthy for a 15 year-old.

19. This blog is “begging” for this insanity to never end.

20. Okay.

21. That’s deep.

Sky Palma

Before launching DeadState back in 2012, Sky Palma has been blogging about politics, social issues and religion for over a decade. He lives in Los Angeles and also enjoys Brazilian jiu jitsu, chess, music and art.

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