Jaden Smith, son of Will and Jada, brother of Willow, is quite an interesting kid.
He and his sister recently wowed the world with their Thetan-like insights in an interview with the New York Times, and needless to say, it was quite a ride.
Here’s a little taste:
Q. What have you been reading?
WILLOW: Quantum physics. Osho.
JADEN: “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life” and ancient texts; things that can’t be pre-dated.
Q. I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it?
WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.
JADEN: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.
Yes, while you are slaving away at your pitiful rat-like existence, the Smith kids are boning up on some “ancient texts” and manipulating the space-time continuum.
At best, these are the musings of normal teenagers who’ve let fame go to their heads. At worst, it’s the passive aggressive ramblings of juvenile narcissists. But one thing’s for sure — it’s incredibly fun to read.
In my opinion, Jaden’s Twitter feed is even more interesting, and I first had the pleasure of reading the young actor’s musings last year. It’s hard to gauge exactly where Jaden Smith is coming from here. He once attended the now-defunct New Village Leadership Academy, founded by his mega-famous parents Will and Jada Smith, which came under fire for teaching a Scientology-based curriculum.
Either way, enjoy.
1. I’m not going to even try to decipher this first one.
Jealousy Just Reassures Your Love.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 5, 2014
2. You’ll notice that the misspelling of “does” is a recurring theme as you scroll down.
You Do Not Know Who You Are Or Why Your Here So When You See Someone Who Dose The Society Comes Together As A Whole And Destroys Them. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 8, 2014
3. Fine. I’ll refrain from commenting.
To The Artist Of This Coming Generation And Of The Renaissance. The People That Truly Understand Your Art are The People Who Don’t Comment — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 31, 2014
4. YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF PHILOSOPHY AND POETRY.
I Encourage You All To Unfollow Me So I Can Be Left With The People Who Actually Appreciate Philosophy And Poetry. #CoolTapeVol2
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 13, 2013
5. Apparently he’s not a very big fan of history.
We Need To Stop Teaching The Youth About The Past And Encourage Them To Change The Future.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 10, 2013
6. Remember the good ‘ole days when we’d get our nutrients FROM OUR WATER?
There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 10, 2013
7. PLEASE DON’T EVER STOP TWEETING.
I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy. Shouts Out To @TIME — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 5, 2013
8. Um…no.
Gravity is the greatest film of our generation.
— Mateo Arias (@OfficialMateo) October 4, 2013
9. “Coachella” is a great way to end this nonsensical statement.
The Great Gatsby Is One Of The Greatest Movies Of All Time, Coachella.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 29, 2013
10. I’m assuming he typed this from his phone. >
Everybody Get Off Your Phones And Go Do What You Actually Wanna Do — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 16, 2013
11. Can we please get a better grasp of grammar and punctuation before the mass drop-out?
If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 13, 2013
12. If newborn babies could tweet, it’d probably look a lot like this.
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2013
13. What about the ‘drop out of school’ idea?
Education Is Rebellion.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2013
14. Phew! This is more like it.
School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2013
15. When the frontal lobes of his brain develop a little more, I’m sure this sentiment will change.
People Use To Ask Me What Do You Wanna Be When You Get Older And I Would Say What A Stupid Question The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 5, 2013
16. D-O-E-S, Jaden. D-O-E-S.
If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) August 7, 2013
17. Yikes.
“It’s Your Birthday” Mateo Said. I Didn’t Respond. “Are You Not Excited To Be 15” He Asked. Reading My Book I Uttered “I Turned 15 Long Ago”
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) July 9, 2013
18. This kind of passive aggressiveness can’t be healthy for a 15 year-old.
I Honestly Love When People Hate Even When There Close To You. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 21, 2013
19. This blog is “begging” for this insanity to never end.
Ill Never Forget The Blogs That Believed In Me Since The Begging. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 29, 2012
20. Okay.
I Only Apply To The Sixth Amendment
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 16, 2012
21. That’s deep.
I Will Always Give You The Truth I Will Never Lie To You In My music If You Cant Handle My Feelings And Emotions Please Unfollow Me
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 29, 2012

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