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Jaden Smith’s Twitter feed is still mind-numbing as ever

While you’re slaving away at your pitiful rat-like existence, Jaden Smith is “doing math” in the middle of the night because he can’t sleep, and even manipulating the space-time continuum on weekends.

While you’re slaving away at your pitiful rat-like existence, Jaden Smith is “doing math” in the middle of the night because he can’t sleep, and even manipulating the space-time continuum on weekends.

Whenever I poke fun at this kid, I always have to premise it with an interview he and his sister Willow did in the New York Times back in November:

Q. What have you been reading?

WILLOW: Quantum physics. Osho.

JADEN: “The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life” and ancient texts; things that can’t be pre-dated.

Q. I’m curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it?

WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.

JADEN: It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.

Now that you know what we’re dealing with here…

Anyway, Jaden’s Twitter feed still provides some of the most interesting afternoon reading I know of, and that hasn’t changed since I first wrote about the young actor’s musings about 2 years ago.

Good thing I’m not a “journalist.”

And this Twitter feed is a porthole to enlightenment. 

Here’s the random source that he copy and pasted this from: http://bit.ly/1FynDWz

LOL. 

Finally, something we all can relate to. 

Ten bucks says there was only one person in that selfie. 

Scientology?

Oh boy. 

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