In the wake of the United Airlines debacle, late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel poked fun at the incident where a man was forcibly dragged off an allegedly overbooked plane, saying that it’s like sitting at a restaurant and being asked to leave after you order food.
Kimmel then slammed United CEO Oscar Munoz’s widely-criticized apology.
“That is such sanitized, say-nothing, take-no-responsibility, corporate-B.S. speak,” Kimmel said. “I don’t know how the guy who sent that tweet didn’t vomit when he typed it up.”
The host then proposed a new safety video for the airline:
“We’re United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say, and there won’t be a problem, capiche?” a soft-spoken mock flight attendant says. “If we say you fly, you fly. If not, tough sh*t. Give us a problem and we’ll drag your a** off the plane, and if you resist, we’ll beat you so badly you’ll be using your own face as a flotation device.”
Watch the video below, via Jimmy Kimmel Live:
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