Ted Cruz jumps in for 2016, Twitter destroys him accordingly with #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

Just before Ted Cruz’s announcement today that he’s running for president, he sent out a cryptic message on Twitter that seemed to forebode the event.

Just before Ted Cruz’s announcement today that he’s running for president, he sent out a cryptic message on Twitter that seemed to forebode the event.

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Almost immediately, the folks on Twitter cobbled together the hashtag #TedCruzCampaignSlogans, and it was all downhill from there. Mocking Cruz with everything from suggested campaign slogans to referencing his birthplace in Canada, the onslaught was relentless.


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    March 24, 2015 at 4:10 am

    I love that you liberals are so scared.

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    March 24, 2015 at 4:00 pm

    Not scared, just amused, he’s just sideline attraction, we know he’s not going to be the GOP nominee so we’re having fun with him

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    william schneider

    March 24, 2015 at 4:24 pm

    Not scared at all! Excited that this Bozo has climbed the fence…

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    Olga Kim

    March 24, 2015 at 4:32 pm

    Idiot. Cruz has a snow ball’s chance. Will just provide more entertainment.

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    March 24, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    So when does Obama rule that all voting takes place on Twitter? It’s the only way the left has a chance of winning any elections going forward.

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    March 24, 2015 at 8:01 pm

    I’m actually scared that someone qualified to run will show up, but your frontrunners are tax dodgers, bullies, crooks, and part of the Koch harom. I love that you conservatives are so desperate.

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    March 25, 2015 at 6:02 am

    Um…. Obama’s not running in any more elections… Ever read the constitution?

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    March 25, 2015 at 6:05 am

    Correction–you didn’t say Obama was running, just making up more stuff that you’re afraid he’s going to do.

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    March 25, 2015 at 9:12 am

    Did you hear that in the same place where you heard that Romney would win in a landslide?

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    March 25, 2015 at 10:36 am

    I love that your head will explode after President Clinton is sworn into iffice.

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    March 25, 2015 at 10:40 am

    That will make three times you’ve crapped your pants after President Clinton is sworn into office. I’m buying stick in depends underpants because all teabag patriots will be messing all over themselves for years to come.

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    Richard Hunt

    March 25, 2015 at 10:10 pm

    I’m THRILLED that the doors of the Clown Car opened up and Rafael Jr. was the first one out!

    If anyone is scared it is you TEAPUBLICANS! You know you have nobody that could that can beat Hillary. That’s why you are going after her so viciously even though she hasn’t even entered the race.

    VOTE BLUE IN 2016!

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    Richard Hunt

    March 25, 2015 at 10:12 pm

    I’m THRILLED that the Teapublican Clown Car door has opened and that Rafael Jr. was the first one to fall out.

    If anyone is scared, it is you TEAPUBLICANS. You are so afraid of Hillary that you constantly makes unfounded accusations against her.

    VOTE BLUE IN 2016

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    Susan Rigby

    March 25, 2015 at 10:19 pm

    laughing hysterically actually

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    March 25, 2015 at 10:23 pm

    Stop your Cruz bashing! Special needs people should have the right to present themselves.

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    March 25, 2015 at 10:33 pm

    I guess you live in the dirty dirty south where all the women rights naysayers, gay hating, immigration opposing and global warming deniers still think they have a chance. Good luck with that. Im sure you still remember how easily Mitt douchbag was suppose to win according to fox right?

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    Strat O'Doom

    March 25, 2015 at 10:45 pm

    This is fantastic for us Liberals. One more clueless and divisive GOP corporate suck up throwing his hat in the ring only takes a chunk of the crazy vote away from the other crazies. I say the more the merrier. I’d be ecstatic if McCain and Palin jumped in too. The right wingnuts wouldn’t know whether to @#! 7 or go blind. That would all but ensure an historic landslide victory for the Democratic party. Thanks guys!

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    March 25, 2015 at 10:50 pm

    Tears running down my cheeks. Featuring the laughs will end too soon. The world is laughing at him and those who are going to be foolish enough to give him money.

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    March 25, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    Anyone with half a brain would be scared to think this dimwit might run our country.

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    March 25, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    What do we have to be scared of? Hahaha. This is free entertainment for the dems.

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    Robert Allen Fraser

    March 26, 2015 at 12:33 am

    Hahahaha! You so funny, Tom!

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    kat Hague

    March 26, 2015 at 1:38 am

    I don’t like Ted, Sam I am

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    March 26, 2015 at 2:46 am

    The country is certainly more split than ever….there is no love anymore…..when will everyone stop acting like your children.

    You can’t fix stupid but you sure can sedate them

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    March 26, 2015 at 9:59 am

    I thought that only people Born in this country could run for President!As a dumb dirty immigrant could someone let me know? I have been in the USofA for almost 50yrs.
    Jeb,sorry I got distracted. I agree with you completely!

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    James McCusker

    March 26, 2015 at 1:01 pm

    We liberals realize that even comedians need entitlements and Cruz will keep them working for the next year and a half

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    Grace Henley

    March 27, 2015 at 3:30 pm

    I miss the old bunch. Michele, Pizza Man, the Donald, Rick “three branches of government” Perry. Those were the good old days. These guys are boring. Creepy Uncle Ted. Ryan, the coward. 50s sitcom character, little Scotty Walker. Yawn. What I would give for Jon Stewart to do one more Mitt, the nitwit,

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