How do guys avoid the friend zone? Apparently, this is just as unsolvable a question as the meaning of life.
Unfortunately, if you hurl yourself in front of an oncoming vehicle and get launched cartwheeling into the air – all just to save your lady friend – the friend zone is still a viable option for your reward.
“He’s my hero!” she says while pecking away at her friggin’ iPhone.
We feel for ya, kid.