Teen saves female friend from certain death, gets immediately friend-zoned

How do men avoid the friend zone? Apparently, this is just as unsolvable a question as the meaning of life.

How do guys avoid the friend zone? Apparently, this is just as unsolvable a question as the meaning of life.

Unfortunately, if you hurl yourself in front of an oncoming vehicle and get launched cartwheeling into the air – all just to save your lady friend – the friend zone is still a viable option for your reward.

“He’s my hero!” she says while pecking away at her friggin’ iPhone.

We feel for ya, kid.




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    May 23, 2014 at 3:25 am

    She looks bored. I’m pretty sure the second the news van pulled away she was gone too.

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    May 23, 2014 at 3:40 am

    It’s great that he did that, really really great, he is clearly a caring guy, but she doesn’t owe him her love. No need to cast her as the villain. But, guy, you are a wonderful person. Get well 🙂

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    May 23, 2014 at 4:39 am

    How about “No.” Saving a life is a decent, human, courageous thing to do. It does not, however, obligate a woman to put out. Women are not sex dispensers, there is no magic formula whereby free sex comes tumbling out, and by the way, in case you (obviously) forgot, WOMEN ARE PEOPLE! How freaking hard is this?

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    May 23, 2014 at 7:35 am

    lol chivalry is dead, but it’s not the mans fault.

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    May 23, 2014 at 7:58 am

    Hes not a asshole why should she fall in love with him? The only way she would have not put him in the friends zone is if he would have pushed her into the truck so he could have avoided being hit, then it would have been ” oh what a man! I think I love you!”

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    May 24, 2014 at 12:54 am

    *tips fedora*

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    May 24, 2014 at 2:19 am

    I think the point is that obviously this guy was pursuing the girl (trust me) and an act that *classically speaking* should have gotten him laid resulted in a newscast that cements his permanent place in this girl’s friend zone. Its just ironic, and as a guy who remembers what it was like trying to get a girlfriend in high school I can appreciate this irony. I’m also the intended audience. Sue me.

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    May 24, 2014 at 3:07 am

    Why is she obligated to put out?

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    Jennifer Brauer

    May 24, 2014 at 3:17 am

    How about the nurses don’t say anything about his heart rate to the media. Maybe review HIPAA.

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