Trump is not using Twitter as a distraction. He’s just severely undisciplined

Donald Trump recently tweeted allegations — based on, um, a gut feeling? — that Obama wiretapped his phones. Since then, I’ve had the pleasure of reading several articles and Facebook posts about how this is just a distraction from his real agenda.

Easy D’s attitude towards Obama has always been deranged, so it’s possible he’s taken it upon himself to utterly ruin Obama’s legacy. But this theory, that Trump is an evil mastermind tweeting out insane garbage to distract America from his more nefarious schemes, rests on the assumption that Trump plans anything he ever does. Guys, this is giving a man who insists his intelligence memos be kept to a single page maximum credit for some truly next-level machinations.

Let’s not forget, Trump:

-alluded to the size of his penis during a debate.

-promised to waterboard suspected terrorists and go after their families during a debate, only to walk it back the next day (presumably after someone said “listen, bro, the Geneva Conventions and whatnot”).

-had his twitter taken away from him in the weeks leading up to the election.

-rushed out a Muslim ban with so many holes in it, DHS and airport security across the country were thrown into utter chaos before three different courts ruled it unlawful, then insisted it wasn’t a Muslim ban as though he hadn’t promised a Muslim ban for the entirety of his campaign.

-insisted that Muslims in New Jersey celebrated 9/11 because Breitbart told him so.

-insisted millions of people voted illegally despite, again, literally no evidence.

shouted down a CNN reporter by calling him “fake news” before calling on a Breitbart reporter.

-considers Alex Jones, the man who thinks Obama and Hillary are literally demons, a reputable source.

-bragged about grabbing women by the p*ssy.

-bragged about how not paying taxes made him smart during a debate to become the leader of our country.

-claimed, in the same morning he accused Obama of wiretapping him, that Schwarzenegger was fired for bad ratings — “sad end to a great show.”

-asked a black female reporter to set up a meeting with the Congressional Black Caucus for him.

-went on a Twitter rant about what a slut Kristen Stewart is.

tweeted about how unfair Nordstrom was being for dropping his daughter’s line 20 minutes into a scheduled intelligence meeting.

-recently learned about this guy Frederick Douglass who is “getting recognized more and more.”

Yeah, guys, he’s not distracting you from his evil plots to destroy our country. He just literally cannot help himself.

Is Congress taking advantage of the insanity of the White House to pass laws with that much less scrutiny? Sure seems like it. Is the man who has spent every weekend of his time as President at the Mar-a-Lago in on the plot? No. He is a narcissistic turd monkey. Stop giving him credit for anything.

Caitlin Cohen

Caitlin Cohen graduated from Boston University with a degree in History. She has written for DeadState for three and a half years. She technically speaks French. She lives in Los Angeles with her boyfriend and has big plans to one day get a dog.