As the internet collectively freaks out over the sad and horrific video of David Dao getting roughed up and dragged from a United Airlines flight by a security team, Twitter thought of some funny new slogans for the airline in light of its newly-revealed penchant for employing in no-nonsense extraction teams.
Some of this could have possibly been avoided if United’s CEO didn’t make things worse with his ‘sorry, not-sorry’ public statement.
With that in mind, folks on Twitter launched the hashtag #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos and the rest is history:
https://twitter.com/ThatBrandyn/status/851655645120020480
https://twitter.com/itsFabian/status/851658200382410752
https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/851662835428069376
https://twitter.com/przagentorange/status/851676436976902144
If you can't take the pain, take the train. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— woffkoff (@woffkoff) April 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/xXGurgleXx/status/851687114932723717
Our prices are unbeatable. But not our customers. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— WTFUSA😒 (@dudeonthebay) April 11, 2017
At least the market is responding better then their CEO #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/ebX3tCHIIA
— Dillon Turner (@itsDillonTurner) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We put the "hospital" in hospitality!
— Kinetic Kennons (@KineticKennons) April 11, 2017
I'm using United Airlines Staff as my security tonight. #Humanity
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) April 11, 2017
"We're altering our seating arrangements, pray we don't alter them any further" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/KJ8mPUNTVx
— Ragu Ranger (@DanielTOzborne) April 11, 2017
Next time my kids refuse to get out of bed, I'm calling United Airlines #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— AGuppy (@guppygupta) April 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/thewritetbkeys/status/851779022702825472
Board as doctors, leave as patients #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Osama with an “O” (@osamanadeem) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos Southwest might be the biggest winner ! pic.twitter.com/qfqZHzxMNi
— ZKN_M (@ZKNman) April 11, 2017
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