Meredith Vieira preemptively denied being drunk after tweeting a lengthy stream of incoherent musings earlier this month.
She claimed it was due to her poor understanding of Twitter, but considering that composing a tweet just requires a basic grasp of a mobile phone keyboard, we’re going to remain skeptical for now.
Ambien sleep-tweeting maybe?
At any rate, we hope her “dear friend Mo Cashin” is doing okay.
And then this: