We’ve all heard the saying, “Kids say the darndest things.” But after seeing the collection of images below, you’ll agree that kids write some of the most hilariously cringe-worthy things as well.
Now, these are some of the most vile and filthy sentences anyone can muster, but it’s glorious because the little tykes have no idea how raunchy they’re actually being.
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NSFW? You decide:
1. I love my whole family.
2. My dad is the best cook ever!
3. I like when she does math with us.
4. I am going to be in Virginia.
5. I like horses.
6. I come in peace.
7. My goat is in a pen.
8. T is for tights.
9. I love Santa.
10. Thank you for the shirt.
11. My elephant likes to eat peanuts.
12. You can’t catch me.
13. Come with me to Father’s Day land!
14. I enjoy the beach.
16. I will miss your house.
17. I will miss you, Kurt.
18. Chum bucket (Sponge Bob Square Pants)