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Texas man loses his sh*t after finding ‘fossils from Noah’s Flood’ in his front yard

“From Noah’s flood to my front yard. How much better can it get?”

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Wayne Propst of  Tyler, Texas, claims to have found the fossil of an animal that was onboard Noah’s Ark.

“From Noah’s flood to my front yard. How much better can it get?” said Propst in an interview with CBS 19.

Propst was helping his aunt lay some dirt outside her front lawn when he found a “petrified snail.” Propst added. “What’s really interesting to me is we’re talking about the largest catastrophe known to man — the flood that engulfed the entire world.”

After finding the fossil, Propst had it sent to self-proclaimed fossil expert Joe Taylor. Taylor is the director and curator of the evolution-denying Mt. Blanco Fossil Museum. The museum is infamous for thinking that everything in the fossil record is only a couple thousand years old. Taylor “confirmed” the fossil is from the time of the great flood.

“I’ve never heard of anything about that from over there, I’m surprised he found it there,” Taylor said.

After, their hopes were confirmed by Taylor, Propst and his family set to work on the front yard looking for more fossils and sending pictures to Taylor. Seeing as Propst is not a paleontologist, there’s a lot that can go wrong here.

“To think that like he says that we have something in our yard that dated back to when God destroyed the earth. I mean, how much better could anything be?” Propst said.

Is this an example of the blind leading the blind? Maybe Propst will find Noah deep in his lawn one day.

Watch CBS 19’s report in the video below:

KYTX CBS19.tv – News, Weather, & Sports | Tyler-Longview

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7 Comments

  1. chunxofearth

    March 18, 2016 at 1:26 pm

    His last statement, “something in our yard that dates back to when gawd destroyed the earth…” Umm, if the earth was destroyed then there would be no earth to find fossils. What a maroon. Education reform now, folks. It’s not getting any better.

  2. Keith Cumbie

    March 18, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    I can take stupid if it’s meted with kindness. The average American IQ has fallen to it’s lowest point in recorded history…88.4

  3. Gregg Hodge

    March 18, 2016 at 6:50 pm

    Here must have been growing some really big carrots.

  4. Jasun Mark

    March 19, 2016 at 8:52 am

    Deep in the fart of Texas.

  5. Paul Klinger

    March 19, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    Dear Mr. Propst,

    Congratulations on your unbelievable discovery. We encourage you to search for more evidence of snails living on your family’s property by digging up your lawn and fauna. Please let us rejoice with you when you have completed this mission as we will be glad to restore your yard.

    Sincerely,

    RWNJ Landscaping Company

  6. Jung Chang

    March 19, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    Live like a Texan, should talk like a Texan. Here I go: to remind that 4000-5000 years ago,Texas might be connected and as a part of Mesopotamia plain. Euphratis and Tigris Rivers were the same river as San Jacinto River! Proof? Fosil and fosil oil! (See?)

  7. Michael

    March 22, 2016 at 10:36 am

    How ridiculous… It’s 2016, and people still believe this nonsense! W……. T……. F!!!!!

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