Here are 17 vintage ads that wouldn’t go over too well in 2015

1. Rush Limbaugh?
2. They get so emotional.
3. Is that Nick Nolte in the middle?
4. But do they cure cancer?
5. Can’t really argue with this.
6. Yes, the 80s are vintage, and you’re old.
7. Hopefully not when you’re about to pull off a threesome.
8. Is that an order?
9. If you see these guys, turn and run.
10. “If anyone here works in marketing, kill yourself.” -Bill Hicks
11. Kids love them!
12. We’re clearly not mature enough to handle the name “Dick.”
13. Now we know what to leave out in place of milk and cookies this year.
14. The real “war on marriage”?
15. There’s an idea: feed your baby booze.
16. Ten bucks says the person who conceived this ad is in jail.
17. Your daughter’s chubby, but don’t worry — you can still objectify her. h/t:BuzzFeed