Last Saturday in Los Angeles, Justin Bieber taped the Comedy Central roast where he was the guest of honor. The roast isn’t due to air until March 30, but thankfully the Internet is buzzing with some reliable previews from well-placed sources.
The folks over at BuzzFeed put together some of the best slams against the 21 year-old pop star, with none other than the great Kevin Hart starting things off, saying, “Ebola patients hear about ‘Bieber fever’ and say, ‘I’m gonna go ahead and ride this one out.’”
Another good one came from comedian Jeff Ross: “Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?”
Here are a few other good ones:
“Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters,” –Ludacris
“They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don’t like you at all, man. I’m just here because it’s a real good opportunity for me.” – Hannibal Buress
“Actually you should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likeable in the public eye. And, I hope it doesn’t work.” – Hannibal Buress
“Congratulations, Hannibal Buress. You are only the Bill Cosby accuser making money off of him.” – Snoop Dogg
“I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather.” – Ron Burgundy
“Justin’s fan are called Beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards.” –Natasha Legerro
“Justin, as a father of six, you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.” – Shaq
Bieber got in a few good licks himself.
“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million?” he said. “A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.”
Good point. Who the hell are these people you see showing up at roasts over and over again?
h/t Complex, Featured image courtesy of Gawker
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