Newsflash: Steve Jobs is still dead

If Steve Jobs passed away in 2011 after a long battle with cancer, how did this upstanding fellow from Reddit just take a selfie with him?

Brazilian Reddit “reporter” TheHorseSizedDuck (heh) posted this photo today with the caption, “Steve Jobs is in Rio de Janeiro, alive.”


Now being the journalistic powerhouse that DeadState is, we decided that this deserved some looking into. Sorry stockholders, Steve Jobs is still dead. The first clue is that ridiculous floral print the imposter in this photo is wearing; Jobs would never wear something like that.

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