Here’s some of 2014’s best Black Friday insanity videos for your sick viewing pleasure

Crazed lunatics trampling over each other like cattle, fights, thievery, complete anarchy…

Black Friday is a shameful American tradition that has a special way of bringing out the worst in people. Someone needs to tell these folks that Cyber Monday is the best shopping day of the year.

It’s just after lunchtime here on the West Coast, and images of pure bedlam in 2014 are already rolling in.

 

 Oh, and all that stuff about the British being more polite? Um, no.

 

Here’s a brawl breaking out in the U.K. over some underwear and lingerie.

 

According to Gawker:

Police had to break up a fight over a Barbie doll at a Burbank K-Mart, and two women at an Orange County Kohls were arrested after fighting a third woman over baby clothes.

And an Indiana man and his girlfriend spent the day in jail after mall security ejected the man for being “too rowdy.” Once outside, he started fighting a man in the parking lot and when an off-duty officer told him to leave the area, he punched the cop in the jaw. Then the man called for backup: “The suspect’s girlfriend then showed up and also started hitting the off-duty officer.”

Even these f*cking pigeons in Glasgow were in on the action.