As the internet collectively freaks out over the sad and horrific video of David Dao getting roughed up and dragged from a United Airlines flight by a security team, Twitter thought of some funny new slogans for the airline in light of its newly-revealed penchant for employing in no-nonsense extraction teams.
Some of this could have possibly been avoided if United’s CEO didn’t make things worse with his ‘sorry, not-sorry’ public statement.
With that in mind, folks on Twitter launched the hashtag #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos and the rest is history:
Did you want a window seat or a concussion? #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— B (@ThatBrandyn) April 11, 2017
— Fabian (@itsFabian) April 11, 2017
"Still more popular than Trump" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) April 11, 2017
— Prez Agent Orange (@przagentorange) April 11, 2017
If you can't take the pain, take the train. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— woffkoff (@woffkoff) April 13, 2017
We treat you like we treat your luggage.
— George Madeh (@xXGurgleXx) April 11, 2017
Our prices are unbeatable. But not our customers. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— RageAgainstTheBaboon (@killercola1969) April 11, 2017
— Dillon Turner (@itsDillonTurner) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We put the "hospital" in hospitality!
— Kinetic Kennons (@KineticKennons) April 11, 2017
I'm using United Airlines Staff as my security tonight. #Humanity
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) April 11, 2017
— Daniel Oz (@DanielTOzborne) April 11, 2017
Next time my kids refuse to get out of bed, I'm calling United Airlines #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— AGupta (@guppygupta) April 11, 2017
We Treat You Like a King…Rodney King. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Travis Keys (@thewritetbkeys) April 11, 2017
Board as doctors, leave as patients #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— Osama Nadeem (@osamanadeem) April 11, 2017
— ZKN_BIGB (@ZKNman) April 11, 2017
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