Conspiracy Theories

Chuck Norris thinks the government is using ‘covert chemtrailing’ for ‘mass vaccinations’

With his op-ed titled “Sky Criminals,” Norris demands that more people join him in asking questions about “covert chemtrailing.”

On the heels of his martial arts fame, Chuck Norris has made quite a name for himself as a conservative activist.

When I say “conservative activist,” I mean the kind of activist who produces fear-mongering PSAs about our “country and freedom” being “under attack.” Exactly who is attacking our freedom is always unclear, but the insinuation is that it’s probably our socialist secret Muslim president.

Right wing nuttery is a slippery slope when it comes to a lot of things, but it’s somewhat rare to see right wing nuttery dabble in left wing nuttery. Chuck Norris has now ventured down that special kind of rabbit hole with his latest column in the conspiracy-laden far-right World Net Daily (WND), where he issues a dire warning about chemtrails.

With his op-ed titled “Sky Criminals,” Norris demands that more people join him in asking questions about “covert chemtrailing.”

Several months ago, I wrote a column titled, “Why are geo-engineering researchers being stonewalled?” In it, I gave an array of evidence from scientists that geoengineering and, specifically, covert chemtrailing is taking place in the skies above us and unbeknownst to us.

After Norris takes geoengineering data wildly out of context (as all chemtrail conspiracy theorists do), he suggests that the government is using chemtrail spraying as a way to ‘vaccinate’ the public without their knowledge.

Over the past 13 years since the study, does anyone think it’s possible that such mass vaccinations or immunizations have occurred by air in trial locations in the U.S.?

How many plane-dropping chemical cocktails have already been sprayed around the world in the name of securing public health?

Whatever the intent or justification, and whether or not the purpose is for mass vaccinations or some other devious plot, if you don’t believe there’s some smoke-screening in the sky trails above you, I have a London Bridge to sell you in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

But there’s one piece of evidence that really seals the deal for Chuck, and that’s the lyrics to a Prince song.

Or as another music legend, Prince, who just passed away this past week, sang in his song, “Dreamer”: “While the helicopter circles us, this theory’s getting’ deep, Think they’re spraying chemicals over the city while we sleep? From now on I’m staying’ awake, you can call me a dreamer too, wake up, wake up.”

You can read Chuck Norris’s entire WND column here.

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