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Caitlin Cohen
- November 12, 2018
‘Trumpy Bear’ is real, not a joke, and costs 40 fucking dollars
"A storm is coming," says the commercial. "You cannot defeat the storm," says a real…
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- May 19, 2018
There are too many open spaces in our schools
In the wake of another school shooting in which we wring our hands and calmly…
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- January 22, 2018
The Blame Game
"Okay," Mitch McConnell cleared his throat in a dignified manner. Or, really, as dignified as…
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- January 2, 2018
Michele Bachmann’s sit-down VIP meeting with God
He's busy. Of course He's busy. He's always busy. And Michele knew that, she really…
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- December 29, 2017
The life of a marijuana drug dope fiend according to Jeff Sessions
It is 2018 and I live in the center of moral decay more commonly known…
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- December 16, 2017
Ann Coulter: A Christmas Love Story
Christmas 2018. Not that you'd know it; the War on Christmas had officially been won.…
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- May 3, 2017
Andrew Jackson: Swashbuckling Soothsayer
President Andrew Jackson sat at his desk in the Oval Office. The year was 18something,…
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- January 23, 2017
The lamestream media had to go and ruin Trump’s inauguration with ‘photographic evidence’
What a beautiful speech filled with American values at Trump's historical Inauguration. I'm finally proud…
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- January 19, 2017
How to end abortion, from the pro-birth perspective
No issue is more important to me than ending abortion. I will do whatever it…
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DeadState Staff
- December 19, 2015
Man screams out ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ spoiler, gets his ass handed to him
A 20-year-old man ruined the new film, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, for Bakersfield movie…
